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“I love you more than Mycroft loves cake.” Submitted by moikaywayspetunicorn.
“Sherlock isn’t a fraud, and so isn’t my love for you.” Submitted by thecagedbirdwithasong.
“I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position in your bedroom.”
The best of Mycroft Holmes, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of A Study in Pink references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of A Scandal in Belgravia references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
Accidental headcanon: The Holmes brothers are closet Rihanna fans.
“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll do everything you tell me to.”
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired by this (submitted by sherlockian4life13).
The best of the posts that make you go “Aaaaawww!” from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of miscellaneous episode references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of series one references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
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“I’m more desperate for you than Mycroft is for tea on a train.” Inspired by a tweet from Mark Gatiss.
ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up lines with the most notes from whatever category I’m spotlighting are the ones that get put in the photoset. But today’s my birthday so SCREW THAT, I’M JUST POSTING MY FAVOR
“Mycroft? I’d rather be your croft.”
The best of Mycroft’s umbrella, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines. Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day 7.
“I learned Serbian in a couple hours. Want to see how quickly I can get to know your tongue?”
“The things we’d like to do to you… I have a list. Mycroft has a file.”
“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s laptop… Get on top of me.”
“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position… and I’m not talking about being on the treadmill.”
Work it, Mummy Holmes! Happy Mother’s Day, followers <3
“My penis is a dagger– a scalpel wielded with precision and without remorse.”
“I would let you call me Myc.”
“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”
“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me.”
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would never go on a diet if I had to give up something as sweet as you.â€
“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take me with you everywhere you go.â€
“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.â€
“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.â€
“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.â€
“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill when you get plenty of exercise running through my mind?â€
“I wish I could hack CCTV cameras like Mycroft, because I can’t keep my eyes off of you.â€
“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger to spice up my life.â€
“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.â€
“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you see my dick.â€
“Humiliating Sherlock may be by far the greater pleasure, but you are by far the greatest pleasure.â€
“Without you, my heart is colder and emptier than Mycroft’s fridge.”
“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not being long, but you’re the only one I need on it anyway.”
The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous people.
Sorry this one’s a little text-heavy. It’s a lot more fun to read if you imagine Daddy Holmes’s lines in a teenage girl voice.Happy Father’s Day to all who celebrate it! <3~ Froggy, your admin
cumberbitchsandwich: February 24th, 2011. ‘For Sale: Mycroft Holmes. Tall, fat and annoying. Must go immediately. Call for details.’
moriarty: mycroft has always seen sherlock as his scared, baby brother that needed protection somebody stab me with a knife please
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mycroft-holmes-official: cumbercrieff: Benedict and his fabulous facial expressions on Katie Couric Cats are bad
mycroft-holmes-approves: saccharomyces-cerevisae: i shouldn’t be laughing so hard at this
Mycroft Holmes according to character tropes: season 3 Sherlock Holmes (x) John Watson (x) Mary Morstan (x) Johnlock (x)
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mycroft-holmes-treadmill: firehouselight: hahamagartconnect: YOU AND ME Folks enjoying Zhang Zhaohui’s interactive public art installation ‘You & Me’ set up in the famous 798 Art District in Beijing China. The body shaped metal frames are
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